Pages: 1 ... 5 6 [7] 8   Go Down

Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish  (Read 7201 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

NightStalkerKiji

  • Lan Admin
  • Mega Kill
  • ***
  • Kudos: +9/-10
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 476
  • THE KIJ-O-METER!!!
    • View Profile
    • WWW
Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #90 on: September 15, 2007, 03:02:04 PM »
Granted but now you spend 500 dollars on headphones.

I wish I wasn't a homo




* Who the hell put this, never said this! *
« Last Edit: September 27, 2007, 10:52:51 AM by NightStalkerKiji »
Logged

$hellCoder

  • Multi Kill
  • **
  • Kudos: +2/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 187
  • Licensed to Chill
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #91 on: September 16, 2007, 08:52:27 PM »
Granted, but you are now a hermaphrodite, so you have both hetero and homo.

I wish for good health to all my friends
Logged

Torso661

  • Fish Kill
  • Kudos: +0/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #92 on: September 17, 2007, 01:46:53 AM »
Granted but Mad scientist takes the health from you and you become handicap
I wish I would do HIO
Logged

NightStalkerKiji

  • Lan Admin
  • Mega Kill
  • ***
  • Kudos: +9/-10
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 476
  • THE KIJ-O-METER!!!
    • View Profile
    • WWW
Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #93 on: September 17, 2007, 01:16:51 PM »
Granted But a text mix up sent you to do IHO

I wish for a new mouse.
Logged

$hellCoder

  • Multi Kill
  • **
  • Kudos: +2/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 187
  • Licensed to Chill
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #94 on: September 17, 2007, 03:12:10 PM »
Granted, but he gets loose and shits all over your bedroom.

I wish for a Nintendo Wii
Logged

OTISLAYER

  • Multi Kill
  • **
  • Kudos: +1/-1
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 230
  • Michael Vick loses to PETA... 8 - 14,400
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #95 on: September 17, 2007, 03:34:12 PM »
Granted. However, it was crushed by a crate full of Playstation 3s while being shipped to your home.

I wish I could do anything for a Klondike Bar.
Logged
I am the Angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand.

NightStalkerKiji

  • Lan Admin
  • Mega Kill
  • ***
  • Kudos: +9/-10
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 476
  • THE KIJ-O-METER!!!
    • View Profile
    • WWW
Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #96 on: September 24, 2007, 12:04:47 PM »
Granted, 911 happened.

I wish my bedroom was blue.
Logged

Torso661

  • Fish Kill
  • Kudos: +0/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #97 on: September 25, 2007, 06:12:28 AM »
Granted but you somehow sleep eyes open and you see a dream where you think you are under water and you drown and you stop breathing and die!

I wish I had something to do.
Logged

Popsikle

  • CoalitionLAN Staff
  • Ultra Kill
  • *****
  • Kudos: +0/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 891
    • View Profile
    • WWW
Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #98 on: September 25, 2007, 01:46:39 PM »
Quote from: Torso661 on September 25, 2007, 06:12:28 AM
Granted but you somehow sleep eyes open and you see a dream where you think you are under water and you drown and you stop breathing and die!

I wish I had something to do.

Granted, now you are to busy to sleep.

I wish I made more money!
Logged
Manufacturer:     Popsikle Inc. * Processor:    AMD Athlon(tm) 64 X2 DCP 3800+, MMX, 3DNow (2 CPUs), ~2.0GHz * Memory:    1024MB RAM * Hard Drive:    74.3 GB x 2 10K rpm Raptros (Mirrored)  * Video Card:    GeForce 7800 GT SLI 512 MB  * Monitor:    1x Flatron L1720P LG, 1 17in CRT * Sound Card:    SB Audigy Audio [DF00]  * Speakers/Headphones:    Logitec 5.1 Surround Speaker Set * Mouse:    Logitec Mx 700

OTISLAYER

  • Multi Kill
  • **
  • Kudos: +1/-1
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 230
  • Michael Vick loses to PETA... 8 - 14,400
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #99 on: September 25, 2007, 04:13:36 PM »
Granted. You win lots of money, but the state deducts about half of it due to taxes and other shit.

I wish I knew what the exact problem with my computer was.
Logged
I am the Angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand.

coldflame

  • Mega Kill
  • ***
  • Kudos: +0/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 388
  • Bush is Listening, Use Big Words.
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #100 on: September 26, 2007, 03:05:55 AM »
Granted, then you realized it's unfixable

I wish I had more games for my Nintendo Wii.
Logged

NightStalkerKiji

  • Lan Admin
  • Mega Kill
  • ***
  • Kudos: +9/-10
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 476
  • THE KIJ-O-METER!!!
    • View Profile
    • WWW
Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #101 on: September 26, 2007, 11:49:54 AM »
Granted you become what a accountant.

I wish that stereotype's weren't always true.
Logged

OTISLAYER

  • Multi Kill
  • **
  • Kudos: +1/-1
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 230
  • Michael Vick loses to PETA... 8 - 14,400
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #102 on: September 26, 2007, 02:33:30 PM »
Granted. Now sterotypes apply to everyone.

I wish I had a Belgian waffle maker.
Logged
I am the Angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand.

NightStalkerKiji

  • Lan Admin
  • Mega Kill
  • ***
  • Kudos: +9/-10
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 476
  • THE KIJ-O-METER!!!
    • View Profile
    • WWW
Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #103 on: September 27, 2007, 10:54:07 AM »
Granted you have to go to Europe to get one.

I wish that the ride to hallowlan was closer. 
Logged

coldflame

  • Mega Kill
  • ***
  • Kudos: +0/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 388
  • Bush is Listening, Use Big Words.
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #104 on: September 27, 2007, 06:26:21 PM »
Quote from: NightStalkerKiji on September 26, 2007, 11:49:54 AM
Granted you become what a accountant.

I wish that stereotype's weren't always true.
That shit doesnt' even make sense
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 5 6 [7] 8   Go Up
« previous next »